meladoodle:

rodneykong:

if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right

yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off 

(via negro-pleaase)

philadelephant:

bitch the fuck you mean “nevermind” i paused my music for you

(Source: arvensis, via hotboyproblems)

"Some books are so familiar that reading them is like returning home again."

Louisa May AlcottLittle Women  (via mercurieux)

(Source: speaklivewrite, via kawaiidesune)

"I swear to god,
sometimes
the color of your eyes
makes me forget
the world is round."

{One of many things I’ve refrained from blurting out} (via shewhofightswithmonsters)

"Finding someone worth waking up to is better than finding someone to sleep with."

Unknown (via stevenbong)

(via thenifucky0bitch)